MCA #-2, Wednesday Afternoon

[ohvalleyofpenis]

This time around, Jaskier had gotten the class submission form over Cara and, well... now he was working on plans for it.

Which he was a thing he did when the fancy struck him. And it was a subject he actually knew about. Look, you didn't graduate from the illustrious Oxenfurt without some skills there.

This somehow translated into writing a song, though.

Oops.

[expecting one!]

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[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Oh, just--just classes for the next session." And song lyrics about a certain butcher. That they both definitely knew.

Which was why Jaskier was trying to quickly scoop things up with a bottle of rosé in one hand, making it difficult.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Oh, fuck," Yennefer said. "Do I need one of those?" She waved it off. "I'll worry about it later." You know. After she was drunk.

At least it wasn't the one about her sweet kiss.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

He'd moved on to anger at Geralt! It was progress.

"You're staying? I mean, I know there was some trouble brewing back home with the whole war thing, so I just assumed..." he said, fetching glasses next.

If she expected food, that would by delivery only. He was no chef.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

It wasn't as if she had the first idea how to cook anything.

Anyway it would probably just be mass quantities of alcohol from here on out. Did the bar deliver?

"What do I care about a war?" Unless Tissaia asked her. That was different. "Here has flush toilets and air conditioning. And no Geralt." That was a major plus right there.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"You're not wrong," Jaskier admitted, taking a seat next to her. "Are you... alright?"

Oh, it felt weird to ask.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Of course, I'm fine, why would you ask me such a question?" As if she would have said otherwise if she was on fire. Really, Jaskier, had you met the woman?

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Well, you're here," Jaskier pointed out. "Talking to me."

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Because you're the only other person here who knows who Geralt is!"

And her best frenemy, duh.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"I suppose that's a good enough reason as any," he admitted with a healthy sip of wine.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Don't you want to get drunk and make fun of his stupid armor?" Yennefer asked, sounding and looking as if she could not imagine why anyone would not want to do that. With her.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Yes," Jaskier blurted out. Because he wanted nothing more than to share this mockery until he felt better about himself.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Well," Yennefer said. "There you go."

Then she snatched the bottle of wine. It was hers now.