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ohvalleyofpenisYou have reached the voice messaging box of Julian Alfred Panzkratz, more commonly known as your beloved bard, Jaskier! If you would be so very kind to leave a message, it would be appreciated.
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Julian Alfred Pankratz
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- sith_happened - PHONE DAY
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- designateddadfriend - Wacky phone day!
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- grayskollar - Phone Day!
- grenadesandohana - Phone Day 2023
- stykera - Phones Go Rogue '23
- intheeyeofthebeholding - Phone day
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Date: 2021-04-01 01:16 pm (UTC)"If you're thinking about blowing stuff up during spring break, I swear to god..."
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Date: 2021-04-01 01:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 02:06 pm (UTC)I had no idea you liked them THAT old, my wily little crow ♥. I'll consider myself lucky that you'd ever bother to waste your time on such a spring chicken like myself, then! As for the drinking, is that a challenge? I heartily accept ♥! And I can think of far worse ways to go than by your hands, my dear ♥.
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Date: 2021-04-01 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 03:07 pm (UTC)Please let it be known she had no idea who the intitial message was even from.
hey, I'll next step it up with you ALL DAY, but I don't buy dinner. YOU can buy me dinner. or at least a drink. Not picky.
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Date: 2021-04-01 05:58 pm (UTC)PHONE DAY
Date: 2021-04-01 03:35 pm (UTC)Re: PHONE DAY
Date: 2021-04-01 06:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 06:05 pm (UTC)Wacky phone day!
Date: 2021-04-01 04:15 pm (UTC)"Not interested in what, exactly? Who taught you how to leave a message? Details, man!"
Re: Wacky phone day!
Date: 2021-04-01 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 05:12 pm (UTC)Did Jaskier need context? Ahh, too bad.
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Date: 2021-04-01 06:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 07:36 pm (UTC)At the risk of sounding like I'm profiling, I'm going to blame the raccoons. I'll go talk to them.
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Date: 2021-04-01 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 07:39 pm (UTC)I've been texting you for the last three hours! Jesus. Just get over here and rail me already.
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Date: 2021-04-01 07:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-04-01 08:42 pm (UTC)This was the second message today that warranted that response. And while she suspected something was going on, that message was definitely for her.
Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-02 05:45 am (UTC)I don't even have a sister! Unless you mean Catra? Is it possible for your girlfriend to also be your sister?
Phone Day 2023
Date: 2023-01-25 02:43 pm (UTC)"Look," Steve said, "I don't appreciate being propositioned in Japanese, and I don't think my special training is any business but my own. And don't call me darling."
Phones Go Rogue '23
Date: 2023-01-25 03:28 pm (UTC)what no i will NOT be buying lube for anyone why are you even asking me that??
Phone day
Date: 2023-01-26 12:07 am (UTC)He frowned at the message, wondering if the Eye had decided to scramble his brain even more.
He sent off a message in reply.
I don't understand. That sounds rather messy and pointless. Why would you want to do anything with a watermelon other than eat it?